Using an improv-based trial sketch as an interlude of this fun-packed episode, The Rutabaga advise their audience on the nature of threats and their US rights before directing some (clearly sarcastic) threats to the state of Texas. We don't really hate Texas, but it's funny to dunk on Texas nonetheless. Also discussed is a Christmas trip to Target, getting some odd compliments and affirmations from strangers, alluding to a popular FPS game, classic movies, go-karting on the freeway, and the ludicrous egos of aspiring YouTubers.